Does this make us friends?

"It's Leviosaaaaaaaaaa."

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via gnarly)

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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(Source: wintersoldier-iscoming, via gnarly)

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

(via flourescentbones)

mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

daily-harry-potter:

Set photo of Snape healing Draco in HALF-BLOOD PRINCEhttp://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

daily-harry-potter:

Set photo of Snape healing Draco in HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

yourstorm:

pink-c0ffee:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Real Heroes…Real niggas…Real MVP

I just cried.

(Source: sizvideos, via astarrynight11)

hanukkahlewinsky:

that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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(via gnarly)

the lion king + tumblr .

(via percyjacksonandharrypotter)

For none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.

(Source: thorinds, via creeping-in-the-dark)

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via flourescentbones)